Worst medical thing you have experienced

[Batman]

I've been relatively lucky

I had to have my appendix out when I was about 14, they had to swill my guts out because it was so close to bursting that the poison had started to seep out of it.

The worst thing I've ever experienced though was shortly after getting the flu I got an infection on the lining of my skull (or brain I can't remember now)
Completely bed ridden for well over a week, the one time I did try to go downstairs it took me over 45 minutes to get from my bedroom to my living room.
Every time I moved I had this searing pain which at times took away my vision it was that bad.

I was in my early twenties then, probably should have gone to the hospital about that but my parents obviously didn't think it was all that bad I just went to the doctors after a week had passed.

[Andre]

Lucky you are here by the sounds of it, I know people who have died from the flu one in his 20's too.

[walrus]

Lucky you are here by the sounds of it, I know people who have died from the flu one in his 20's too.

To be honest @Andre I had 2 other occasions that required intervention to bring me back. One time I got those paddles to the chest. I seriously did have a near death experience that involved lights and voices. I know a lot of shit happens in your brain with trauma etc so I can't say with complete certainly it was God speaking but I never forgot it

[p4pking]

Once @walrus lost a huge dildo in my anus and I had to have it cut out of my stomach. Other than that, nothing serious really.

[walrus]

Once @walrus lost a huge dildo in my anus and I had to have it cut out of my stomach. Other than that, nothing serious really.

I didn't lose it I pushed it way up cause you were being a cunt that night

[walrus]

And @p4pking I warned you that night that dildo was to big but you just kept saying harder, deeper and faster.

[Mark TKO]

Ingrowing hair in coccyx area. Got infected lead to abscess. Fucking agony resulting in me being immobile at home. Luckily my parents came round as I wasn't answering the phone - couldn't get to the fucker as I was in that much pain by the slightest movement. Rushed in for surgery to drain the fucker - they cut a chunk out of your arse to do this.

Was off work 9 weeks.

To be fair I had ignored it when it kept swelling up over the years - I'd assumed I just kept bruising it when I used to play in goal.

I never ignore anything now

[Andre]

Once @walrus lost a huge dildo in my anus and I had to have it cut out of my stomach. Other than that, nothing serious really.