Worst medical thing you have experienced

[walrus]

Once @walrus lost a huge dildo in my anus and I had to have it cut out of my stomach. Other than that, nothing serious really.

I didn't lose it I pushed it way up cause you were being a cunt that night

[walrus]

And @p4pking I warned you that night that dildo was to big but you just kept saying harder, deeper and faster.

[Mark TKO]

Ingrowing hair in coccyx area. Got infected lead to abscess. Fucking agony resulting in me being immobile at home. Luckily my parents came round as I wasn't answering the phone - couldn't get to the fucker as I was in that much pain by the slightest movement. Rushed in for surgery to drain the fucker - they cut a chunk out of your arse to do this.

Was off work 9 weeks.

To be fair I had ignored it when it kept swelling up over the years - I'd assumed I just kept bruising it when I used to play in goal.

I never ignore anything now

[walrus]

Ingrowing hair in coccyx area. Got infected lead to abscess. Fucking agony resulting in me being immobile at home. Luckily my parents came round as I wasn't answering the phone - couldn't get to the fucker as I was in that much pain by the slightest movement. Rushed in for surgery to drain the fucker - they cut a chunk out of your arse to do this.

Was off work 9 weeks.

To be fair I had ignored it when it kept swelling up over the years - I'd assumed I just kept bruising it when I used to play in goal.

I never ignore anything now

Dude it's crazy how that shit happens I had a friend who had a tooth infection and ended up in the same situation you did, almost dead. Scary shit

[Mark TKO]

Yep if the things burst inside you you are in deep shit.

I didn't know this till afterwards thank god

[Andre]

Worse thing I cant remember, when I was about 5 was I saw what I thought was little grey and white mountains in the block of land a few up from my aunts place that had magically appeared over night. I ran in there to find the hot coals under the ash hills and then burst all the blisters on the bottom of my feet on a dirt road running back to my aunts maybe screaming or some shit. And that was the easy part.The day thank fuck is blurry but involved scrubbing, the months ahead included a morphine addiction then learning to walk straight again as my arches fell and I got into a bad habit with one side that the old style 40's to 60's doctor actually slapped out of me,that I can remember,He was right too habit after months of avoiding pain made me lop sided and it all worked out fine.

[walrus]

Worse thing I cant remember, when I was about 5 was I saw what I thought was little grey and white mountains in the block of land a few up from my aunts place that had magically appeared over night. I ran in there to find the hot coals under the ash hills and then burst all the blisters on the bottom of my feet on a dirt road running back to my aunts maybe screaming or some shit. And that was the easy part.The day thank fuck is blurry but involved scrubbing, the months ahead included a morphine addiction then learning to walk straight again as my arches fell and I got into a bad habit with one side that the old style 40's to 60's doctor actually slapped out of me,that I can remember,He was right too habit after months of avoiding pain made me lop sided and it all worked out fine.

Holy shit that is frickin intense Andre you are talking pure unadulterated pain on that one. Not cool for a 5 year old kid to have to go through