Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

Batman are you watching BBC programme about sleep deprivation and link to obesity and type 2 diabetes?

nah I know all about that, staying up late to watch the boxing every week has turned me into a right fat miserable cunt, two more late nights and I reckon I'll lose a foot to diabetes

Scary, I am going to bed on time now. No more late nights. You are a bad influence.