Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

When they first gave me the morphine patches I burst out laughing because they told me not to ingest them. When I ran out I realised what a big difference they make. I daily/nightly have anti-inflammatories plus codeine with paracetamol too.

@Master, what do you take daily for dodgy knees?

I take supplements such as cod liver oil, vitamin D and B12. Exercise regularly (non-impact on the knees) and eat healthy.

So far knees have been fine since I quit football, so should get knees replaced when I a 65. Which is 20 years time.

[Batman]

When you decide that it is for the best that you fall asleep in bed listening to a documentary rather than fall asleep on the settee listening to led zeppelin.

[Batman]

following on from my last post I suppose, when you have got a week off from work and you decide to have a mini one man party, get 8 cans deep and then decide that rather than hit up your other 4 cans of stella that you bought specifically for this night you decide to watch a documentary on scientists attempting to find dark matter and dark energy that you recorded on BBC4 the other week.

I mean for fucks sake purposely recording shit off BBC4 is old man enough, but these days I do it regularly, the younger version of me hates myself.

[Spicoli]

When co workers get your cake 2 days late and use a half dozen Q tips as candles because they run out of candles .

Then actually light them. Dopes almost set the room ablaze

[Gandalf]

My friend has the same back problem you guys have. A very health conscious person, but now on a regimen of daily medication. It's a sign of getting older that you and everyone around you seems to be having problems with their health. It didn't use to be like this.

[brocktonblockbust]

when that guy you saw on the corner when you were 25 looked like a big bellied/curve-spined/fat-assed ***OLD MAN***, and then you get out of the shower one morning and look in the full length mirror and say:

I HAVE SEEN THE ENEMY, AND IT IS ME!

[Master]

Batman are you watching BBC programme about sleep deprivation and link to obesity and type 2 diabetes?

[Batman]

Batman are you watching BBC programme about sleep deprivation and link to obesity and type 2 diabetes?

nah I know all about that, staying up late to watch the boxing every week has turned me into a right fat miserable cunt, two more late nights and I reckon I'll lose a foot to diabetes

[Master]

Batman are you watching BBC programme about sleep deprivation and link to obesity and type 2 diabetes?

nah I know all about that, staying up late to watch the boxing every week has turned me into a right fat miserable cunt, two more late nights and I reckon I'll lose a foot to diabetes

Scary, I am going to bed on time now. No more late nights. You are a bad influence.

[Batman]

Batman are you watching BBC programme about sleep deprivation and link to obesity and type 2 diabetes?

nah I know all about that, staying up late to watch the boxing every week has turned me into a right fat miserable cunt, two more late nights and I reckon I'll lose a foot to diabetes

Scary, I am going to bed on time now. No more late nights. You are a bad influence.

After last weeks debacle I don't blame you, at least this weekend we have BoxNation and Sky to choose from at a reasonable time, a few coffees and then bed it'll be for me on Saturday night

FUCKING ROCK N ROOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

[Master]

Batman are you watching BBC programme about sleep deprivation and link to obesity and type 2 diabetes?

nah I know all about that, staying up late to watch the boxing every week has turned me into a right fat miserable cunt, two more late nights and I reckon I'll lose a foot to diabetes

Scary, I am going to bed on time now. No more late nights. You are a bad influence.

After last weeks debacle I don't blame you, at least this weekend we have BoxNation and Sky to choose from at a reasonable time, a few coffees and then bed it'll be for me on Saturday night

FUCKING ROCK N ROOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - Kal Yafai v Suguru Maranaka (WBA super-flyweight), Sam Eggington v Cerenfino Rodriguez (European welterweight), Gamal Yafai v Sean Davis (WBC international super-bantamweight)
or
First Direct Arena, Leeds - Josh Warrington v Kiko Martinez (WBC international featherweight), Nicola Adams v Maryan Salazar (4x3 min rounds)

[Batman]

Batman are you watching BBC programme about sleep deprivation and link to obesity and type 2 diabetes?

nah I know all about that, staying up late to watch the boxing every week has turned me into a right fat miserable cunt, two more late nights and I reckon I'll lose a foot to diabetes

Scary, I am going to bed on time now. No more late nights. You are a bad influence.

After last weeks debacle I don't blame you, at least this weekend we have BoxNation and Sky to choose from at a reasonable time, a few coffees and then bed it'll be for me on Saturday night

FUCKING ROCK N ROOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - Kal Yafai v Suguru Maranaka (WBA super-flyweight), Sam Eggington v Cerenfino Rodriguez (European welterweight), Gamal Yafai v Sean Davis (WBC international super-bantamweight)
or
First Direct Arena, Leeds - Josh Warrington v Kiko Martinez (WBC international featherweight), Nicola Adams v Maryan Salazar (4x3 min rounds)

I keeping with the topic of the thread I actually looked at the tickets for the Yafai gig but decided it was too expensive and decided to stay at home and be miserably happy on my own instead

[Master]

Batman are you watching BBC programme about sleep deprivation and link to obesity and type 2 diabetes?

nah I know all about that, staying up late to watch the boxing every week has turned me into a right fat miserable cunt, two more late nights and I reckon I'll lose a foot to diabetes

Scary, I am going to bed on time now. No more late nights. You are a bad influence.

After last weeks debacle I don't blame you, at least this weekend we have BoxNation and Sky to choose from at a reasonable time, a few coffees and then bed it'll be for me on Saturday night

FUCKING ROCK N ROOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

Barclaycard Arena, Birmingham - Kal Yafai v Suguru Maranaka (WBA super-flyweight), Sam Eggington v Cerenfino Rodriguez (European welterweight), Gamal Yafai v Sean Davis (WBC international super-bantamweight)
or
First Direct Arena, Leeds - Josh Warrington v Kiko Martinez (WBC international featherweight), Nicola Adams v Maryan Salazar (4x3 min rounds)

I keeping with the topic of the thread I actually looked at the tickets for the Yafai gig but decided it was too expensive and decided to stay at home and be miserably happy on my own instead

I think he was at the bull ring yesterday had I known I would have gone.

[Master]

When you could do the decorating such as wallpapering, painting and varnishing without getting tired.

I could do it easily and still have enough energy to play football and exercise but now it is just hard work and tiring. I am shattered for the day

[Spicoli]

A wild grey hair poking out of your eyebrow. The hell is that all about !