Bar Room Brawl..

[palmerq]

Ricky Hatton and Kelly Pavlik would be my choice. Everyone in the bar would be so pissed off that there was no more booze, they would just pile on those two, giving me a chance to stumble out the door unscathed.

I thought ricky hatton was fairly famous for getting beaten up in bar room fights :S actually your plan might just work !