I think the only solution is to bomb Venezuela. How many terrorist attacks have there been lately? It is getting beyond a joke. Venezuela has to go. It has oil, natural resources, a populace that would work in a factory for very little. It's the only thing to do. Venezuela must fall in the name of freedom.

Theresa May, you are an angel. Not at all awkward or gurning, but a beautiful, shining example of a strong and stable and caring Tory.

Down with Venezuela and that sort of thing.