My son hated the Action Man I bought him and said he wanted a Red Indian. I've tried to put a brave face.

It took decades for Thomas Edison to perfect the light bulb but to be fair he was working in in the dark.

The chap who invented the stopwatch was in my class. That is my 15 seconds of fame.

John Travolta's latest business venture is a spice farm. he's got chillies, they're multiplying.