Quote Originally Posted by smashup View Post
Some of his training ground stories are hilarious, the one where he "Borrows" an ostrich and takes it to the training ground in the boot of his car is brilliant
Just watching this now, fucking brilliant it is, the ostrich story is great 'have you ever tried to catch a fucking ostrich?'

and when he asked Princess Di for a kiss and she gave him her hand for him to kiss 'that was the first time I ever played with a hard on'

he's just signed for Rangers now, this was the first I can really remember him I was 10 when he signed for them and was fucking massive into my football at that time, I wish I was old enough to enjoy watching him in Italia 90