Listen to this freakos, Batman has joined a gym.

[Batman]

Make sure you enjoy it and get some satisfaction out of each session. Otherwise you will quit when it gets too hard. Take small steps each time and record it in a journal.

Fuck, that's exactly what I do when take a shit FFS.

Don't worry Brock, you are a freak in most aspects of life but everyone keeps a shit journal.

My last entry was just this morning, it read:

09:13am - just honked out a dirt snake in the disabled toilets of the library, no measuring equipment available but I would estimate 15cm long, weight unknown but it felt pretty dense on its way out and judging by the splashback it was never intending on being a floater...must remember to walk out of here with a limp so people think I'm disabled.

Anyway back on topic...so yeah I joined a gym