Fantasy Premier League

[Primo Carnera]

I can't stand Vettel so I'm hoping that Hamilton can pull it out of the bag, I don't particularly like Hamilton either but there you go.

He's a bit of a diva isn't he?

Hamilton should be shot for dumping the pussycat doll babe.

She's a twat, she'd do my loaf in big time, I'd fuck it and leave it, good looking girl but she just seems like a full on knob

Then they make a perfect couple.

Believe this or not, I met a young bird in the Vodafone shop one day. She used to work as an air hostess for a private jet company that he used to use.
She reckons he is blatantly Gay . The Pussycat doll thing was a smokescreen. He used to have loads of "lads" on the plane and tried to insist that none of the staff go into the main part of the plane during the flight while they "played their games" !
She also said he was a complete arrogant wanker and asked for 12 smarties and sent them back because there were 13 or something.
She also said that some Arab offered her some crazy amount of money if she would fuck him, and she turned him down.
She could well have been bullshitting me, but I'm a sucker for a good story!
Ps. I deffo would've fucked her. 😂