If I was gunna do an @Master impression it'd be something like this...

I hate Floyd
I hate Eddie
I hate Floyd
I won't pay for fights
I hate Floyd
PPV is a rip off
I tell bad jokes in the joke thread
Eddie Hearn is a prick
I CHASED OFF PAUL KEVIN

God damn you Master, you broke my heart when you sent that lovely young man away with your constant bullying.

I often stare at the setting sun and wonder what PK is doing now, I often imagine that he is working tirelessly to feed the homeless or rescuing kittens from burning houses and just being fucking great, unfortunately we will never know thanks to Master 😢