What would you do if you found a headless torso?

[Master]

Is the body male or female?
How long has the body been there?

These two questions would help me decide whether I call the police or drag the body to some secluded bushes for a little bit of quiet time.

Wouldn't you want to know if she was a looker or not?

You'd need the head for that. Every minute you spend finding it is a minute she/he is getting cold.

who said I wanted it to be female and warm

You lot are sick.