I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.

Trump is nothing like Hitler. There is no way he could write a book.

I have given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?

I am looking for the girl next door type. I am just going to keep moving house until I find her.

I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it 'brella' but just hesitated.

Combine Harvesters, and you get a really big restaurant.

I am rubbish with names. It is not my fault, it is a condition. There is a name for it....


I have 2 boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house.

I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died...which is a good thing because he trod on a land mine.

Whenever someone says "I do not believe in coincidences", I say "Oh my god, me neither!"