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Scraping out your ass with rough toilet paper really feels ~revolutionary~ after YEARS OF DOING IT MUSLIM WAY and shooting *** HOT JETS OF WATER UP YOUR ASS***

DAMN I forgot how good rough toilet paper feels.
Do you sit or stand to do it though?

I often sit to start off with and to finish I'll stand up and put one foot on the bath so that I can get the ultimate angle to clean up (I believe this position is known as the George Washington)
You have to stand , this sitting bollocks is ridiculous.
Funnily enough I fucked my back up a couple of weeks ago and I had to use your George Washington method.
I tell you what , I was so worried I wouldn't be able to wipe my ass .
You then realise how much you take for granted having a decent back.