The Saddos Murder Mystery...

[Batman]

I've got to ask, what was the cause of death? How long has he been dead? Have we found a murder weapon yet? What's the timeline of his movements @Master 's ghost?




Can we be certain that it wasn't aliens? The Rothschild's? The Illuminati? 4H? The League of Women Voters? Or maybe dare I say it......the Manson Family?





What are the details?

I appreciate your enthusiasm into the investigation but if I give too much away then it could compromise the evidence that we currently have, it could also spawn copycat forum murders.

All that I can say is that there was a broken neck, blood and extreme and brutal amounts of sodomy

[Beanz]

I've got to ask, what was the cause of death? How long has he been dead? Have we found a murder weapon yet? What's the timeline of his movements @Master 's ghost?




Can we be certain that it wasn't aliens? The Rothschild's? The Illuminati? 4H? The League of Women Voters? Or maybe dare I say it......the Manson Family?





What are the details?

I appreciate your enthusiasm into the investigation but if I give too much away then it could compromise the evidence that we currently have, it could also spawn copycat forum murders.

All that I can say is that there was a broken neck, blood and extreme and brutal amounts of sodomy

It was deffo you then. Frustrated at not being invited round to Nigels

[Batman]

I've got to ask, what was the cause of death? How long has he been dead? Have we found a murder weapon yet? What's the timeline of his movements @Master 's ghost?




Can we be certain that it wasn't aliens? The Rothschild's? The Illuminati? 4H? The League of Women Voters? Or maybe dare I say it......the Manson Family?





What are the details?

I appreciate your enthusiasm into the investigation but if I give too much away then it could compromise the evidence that we currently have, it could also spawn copycat forum murders.

All that I can say is that there was a broken neck, blood and extreme and brutal amounts of sodomy

It was deffo you then. Frustrated at not being invited round to Nigels

It's 'our Nige' not 'Nigel what sort of dweebs do you think I hang around with

Our Nige is also my alibi, we were snorting cocaine out of hookers fanny cracks at the time of the death, it was only after that I found the body

[Beanz]

The only people with any motive are Batman, Primo and Mark TKO. Primo would have more style and much less substance, Mark TKO would never waste time in a virtual murder so that just leaves the asthmatic wheezing slightly faded ghey grey caped cruising arse invader...you!

[Batman]

We are all suspects therefore I shall indulge your fantasy what is my motive

[Primo Carnera]

Trust me, if it means that he can't post anymore cos he's murdered, I'd fucking do it , do a bit of plea bargaining and maybe do a 4 or 5 stretch for manslaughter. Well worth it.

[Beanz]

We are all suspects therefore I shall indulge your fantasy what is my motive

Living 30 minutes away it was all too easy. You could not take the risk of having to change your own AV to the Green Nob Goblin :-) and there are only so many times anyone can read about how hard it is too not bring up Floyd, or open a wallet welded shut and full of moths.

[Gandalf]

Walrus is a possible suspect too. He isn't Master's biggest fan either and doesn't like being called a fool. If there was a sodomy as well, then good old Walrus might well have been loitering that particular evening.

[Batman]

We are all suspects therefore I shall indulge your fantasy what is my motive

Living 30 minutes away it was all too easy. You could not take the risk of having to change your own AV to the Green Nob Goblin :-) and there are only so many times anyone can read about how hard it is too not bring up Floyd, or open a wallet welded shut and full of moths.

I would like to counter that with the following:

If the obsession with Floyd pushed me to breaking point the surely I would target GayMo, he is Masters biggest trigger, take out GayMo and @Master can sleep easy.

Me and Master regularly arrange date nights and sit up until the early hours engaging in deep and meaningful conversations, just take a look at the threads for any big international fight for evidence.

The fact that I live 30 minutes away is something that has never been broadcast on the forum (although I don't actually know where master is from) and it seems like a convenient point for you to throw into the argument, could it be that you are trying to frame someone for the murder yourself?

I still think maybe Denilson snuck in through the back door and take revenge.