Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

A wild grey hair poking out of your eyebrow. The hell is that all about !

Do not pluck it.

[Batman]

I have one single grey hair in my beard, right in the middle of my chin.
It don't bother me going grey, I'm bald as a fucking badger so I'm just grateful that I can grow a decent beard

[Master]

I have one single grey hair in my beard, right in the middle of my chin.
It don't bother me going grey, I'm bald as a fucking badger so I'm just grateful that I can grow a decent beard

Badgers have a lot of hair and a lot of it is white.

[brocktonblockbust]

u know youre getting old when looking thru the reading glasses you can no longer read the page, and need to get stronger reading glasses.

[brocktonblockbust]

you know you're old when crouching down to shit and it taking longer than it used to to get it all out, you wind up exercising your quadriceps more than you realized, and the next day you feel very sore in your thighs and you cannot understand what you had done to get that soreness, it is as sore as if you had gone to the gym the previous day and done squats with a bar and heavy weights. @Master

[El Kabong]

[brocktonblockbust]

Who the fuck are they, my son?

[Master]

Who the fuck are they, my son?

You are too young.

[El Kabong]

Who the fuck are they, my son?

You are too young.

[Batman]

Who the fuck are they, my son?

I recognise them but don't know who they are off the top of my head, at first I thought the dude on the right was the dad out of ALF but a quick google tells me I'm wrong

[Batman]

Is the one on the left Frasier?

[El Kabong]

1. Red Foreman 'That 70's Show' 2. Al Bundy 'Married With Children'


One might also throw Archie Bunker in there as well....good fella Arch....Meathead, not so much

[Master]

Who the fuck are they, my son?

I recognise them but don't know who they are off the top of my head, at first I thought the dude on the right was the dad out of ALF but a quick google tells me I'm wrong

Now you are making me feel old.

[brocktonblockbust]

Who the fuck are they, my son?

I recognise them but don't know who they are off the top of my head, at first I thought the dude on the right was the dad out of ALF but a quick google tells me I'm wrong

Now you are making me feel old.

I feel old when nobody else on earth likes this song but me

[Batman]

It always makes me feel really old when I see how old retired footballers are, Dennis Wise is 50, fucking hell