I stopped reading and knew it was a lie when you started the sentence by "I volunteered..."
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I stopped reading and knew it was a lie when you started the sentence by "I volunteered..."
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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Sat there for more time than I'll admit. Then I got it. Now I'm hungry and know you're just a lying
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Fuck I read the whole thing before I realized
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Although I’ve heard the punchline before I didn’t click and was in tears laughing reading your first post as thought why the fuck is he writing this stuff.
So you should have left it without the punchline.....
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Don't bully fat kids - they've got enough on their plate
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Very solid effort, X. Mark, no way did you read all of it.
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Yes I did as was wondering where it was going
Don't bully fat kids - they've got enough on their plate
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So anyway, I visited the zoo again yesterday just as a visitor
They had some new animal pens, and when I went over to look I saw that they had baguettes, sliced white loaves and whole grain buns in them
The zookeeper told me not to touch them, as they had all been bread in captivity
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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