X's day at Bristol Zoo

[brocktonblockbust]

Fuck I read the whole thing before I realized

[Mark TKO]

Although I’ve heard the punchline before I didn’t click and was in tears laughing reading your first post as thought why the fuck is he writing this stuff.

So you should have left it without the punchline.....

My opinion

[Gandalf]

Very solid effort, X. Mark, no way did you read all of it.

[Mark TKO]

Yes I did as was wondering where it was going

[X]

So anyway, I visited the zoo again yesterday just as a visitor

They had some new animal pens, and when I went over to look I saw that they had baguettes, sliced white loaves and whole grain buns in them

The zookeeper told me not to touch them, as they had all been bread in captivity