My predictions are as follows:

1. Tories will stay in charge.
2. Stock market will correct 30% to laugh at Trump.
3. The sheep will lap up the royal wedding and bleat adoringly.
4.Diabetes treatment costs will continue to soar.
5. More tranny folk with odd piercings and tattoos.
6. Men with beards all get put in prison like in the soaps.
7. Brock gets down to 164 pounds and posts his belly on You Tube.
8. You Tube collapses.
9. Julian Assange sneaks out the back door and marries Pam.
10. James Toney defeats Anthony Joshua by TKO.