Where is Emma nowadays anyway - haven't seen any posts from her for a while.

Maybe she is babysitting her aunt's 44 children that she had out of wedlock, who all live in a shoe. She will be busy as her mum is always out clubbing at Zanzibar nightclub, and it's a lot to do, what with rebuilding the library that burnt down in a mysterious fire.

Also, Amir Khan has gone quiet lately ............. has he picked up a new shag?