Tattoo or Piercing?

[Primo Carnera]

To mark my birthday coming up in the next couple of months I am thinking of doing something radical

I have no tattoo's or piercings but think I need to do one of these.

I am thinking nose piercing in my right nostril.

Any advice?

You silly fucker!!!

[Spicoli]

Middle age crisis thing? Get a tat of all the wankers you've banned, names crossed out with dates etc. Right on the forearm so when you shake hands people know you're a man who takes names and chews gum.

if you do a nostril make it a nail. No studs or diamonds or weenie shat like that.

and buy a red sports car!

[Alpha]

Neither, get a mistress.

[brocktonblockbust]

Neither, get a mistress.

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