Tattoo or Piercing?

[Master]

I have decided against a tattoo after seeing that, too painful and my dad would not approve.

Also do not want my children to copy me and become delinquents.

You could get those studs put in your head, where you can screw in spikes so it looks like you have horns. When your kids are around, unscrew the spikes, put them in your pocket and comb your hair over the studs.

That sounds even more painful.

I think a simple nose pierced will be discrete.Which nostril should I do one is for fertility the other for being gay. Do not which is which. Do not want to make a fool of myself.

[Spicoli]

I have decided against a tattoo after seeing that, too painful and my dad would not approve.

Also do not want my children to copy me and become delinquents.

You could get those studs put in your head, where you can screw in spikes so it looks like you have horns. When your kids are around, unscrew the spikes, put them in your pocket and comb your hair over the studs.

That sounds even more painful.

I think a simple nose pierced will be discrete.Which nostril should I do one is for fertility the other for being gay. Do not which is which. Do not want to make a fool of myself.

Do both . Worst thing that can happen is you'll date a woman with a buzz cut named Janice who aggressively slaps your ass and calls you "sugar" but at least hope for a beautiful baby.

[Master]

I have decided against a tattoo after seeing that, too painful and my dad would not approve.

Also do not want my children to copy me and become delinquents.

You could get those studs put in your head, where you can screw in spikes so it looks like you have horns. When your kids are around, unscrew the spikes, put them in your pocket and comb your hair over the studs.

That sounds even more painful.

I think a simple nose pierced will be discrete.Which nostril should I do one is for fertility the other for being gay. Do not which is which. Do not want to make a fool of myself.

Do both . Worst thing that can happen is you'll date a woman with a buzz cut named Janice who aggressively slaps your ass and calls you "sugar" but at least hope for a beautiful baby.

There speaks a man with experience.

[Andre]

Circumcision, the elderly dont wash as much so it will be a win /win .

[brocktonblockbust]

I have decided against a tattoo after seeing that, too painful and my dad would not approve.

Also do not want my children to copy me and become delinquents.

You could get those studs put in your head, where you can screw in spikes so it looks like you have horns. When your kids are around, unscrew the spikes, put them in your pocket and comb your hair over the studs.

That sounds even more painful.

I think a simple nose pierced will be discrete.Which nostril should I do one is for fertility the other for being gay. Do not which is which. Do not want to make a fool of myself.

True you already have kids. Go for left nostril, twinkle toes. 💋💋💋💘💘💘

[Beanz]

Pierce both nostrils. And get some tattoos. Then put those things in your earlobes that stretch them out real big.

Is that while drinking the Chateau Petrus ?

Drinking would probably help.

Night train in the US, Buckfast over here.

[brocktonblockbust]

Hahaha that explains it, fucking MD 20/20

[walrus]

I have a tattoo of a butt with a butt on it, on my butt
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[Spicoli]

I saw a yorkie with a gnarled prison tat on her belly. Anyone who puts a design tat on a young dog needs their head pulled through their arse.

[hfahrenheit]

Don't?

To mark my birthday coming up in the next couple of months I am thinking of doing something radical

I have no tattoo's or piercings but think I need to do one of these.

I am thinking nose piercing in my right nostril.

Any advice?