if mike tyson was your dad...

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would you be proud? or would you be ashamed of him?

btw, your name is michael gerard tyson II
and you look exactly like him
the same physique and voice

would you be a boxer?

i personally would be proud of him
if im still a kid no one could bully me at all
then i can kick your fathers nuts in front of you
i may also be as strong as him
so i might be a boxer... only more disciplined and not as crazy as him
imagine you'll continue the dreams of mike tyson fans,
your goal is to reach the success he should have attained
if he didnt slack off. i'll learn from his mistakes
but if there is one thing i'll be ashamed of, it is our debts!!!
we aint rich!

I would steal his money and bang my new step mom and say the whole thing was ludicrous.

man you aint got any bread
and i doubt if daddy tyson has any bitches now
all he got is debts and a certificate of bankruptcy