Eureka! The expose is complete!

The Deep State (popular buzzword now) is pulling the strings on the global stage, and whipping the world's leaders around like so many life-sized marionettes. To cover this up, they have unleashed a smoke cloud of Fake News (another popular buzzword now) in order to disorient the public and throw everything into a state of chaos. Only that it's not really chaos at all.... it's a well orchestrated movement by this finely-tuned, well-oiled machinery. Trump is really trying to do the right thing and pull out of Syria, where the United States has NO DAMN BUSINESS BEING..... but he's just a cog in the Deep State Machinery (heretofore to be known as DSM).

Run for your lives!!!!