July 4th my favorite

[walrus]

What happened on the 4th July and why is is so special?

Blow me

[walrus]

Shit now that I read this I had a panic attack, how do u cook for 35 people. Shit maybe it will rain real heavy and no one will come.

[Gandalf]

Don't have a panic attack, Walrus. They are the pits. Nothing worse than the dying feeling as William Burroughs used to call it. You will be fine. Deep breathing and remember to turn over the burgers.

[walrus]

Don't have a panic attack, Walrus. They are the pits. Nothing worse than the dying feeling as William Burroughs used to call it. You will be fine. Deep breathing and remember to turn over the burgers.

Thanks miles I feel better. I also ordered 25 ribeye stakes. I thought about getting 35 but I doubt everyone will show.

[Gandalf]

Wish I could be there, but I am always there in your heart.

[Master]

What happened on the 4th July and why is is so special?

Blow me

Hope 50 turn up and they think you are the worst host ever.

[brocktonblockbust]

What happened on the 4th July and why is is so special?

Blow me

Hope 50 turn up and they think you are the worst host ever.

#FellatioForBBQsystem75StrawberryLane

[Fenster]

An acre in a "backyard?" What the funk do you call a garden then? A Farm? And you live in a place where the cops come to supervise a party? I always thought those remote American lifestyles were more fiction than reality. Cool.

[walrus]

An acre in a "backyard?" What the funk do you call a garden then? A Farm? And you live in a place where the cops come to supervise a party? I always thought those remote American lifestyles were more fiction than reality. Cool.

It’s a small town I live in with a part time police force. They came because we bought those professional grade fireworks which are technically illegal. If they wanted to bust balls they could have have confiscated them but they actually stayed to watch them for a bit. They even complimented the fireworks. Although I have about an Acre and a half and it’s a small town I’m a twenty five minute ride from 2 of my states bigger cities. Just for the record fireworks are legal in my state up to a certain grade or class but we found a hook up for the big stuff. When you launch those in your back yard the cops are going to notice. Eighty percent of the time cops here will interact well if you aren’t being an ass. If I gave them shit they would have taken all my fireworks, since I was cool they hung out and bullshitted for ten minutes. Of course denilson would say it’s because I’m white but my gatherings are usually #diverse.

[El Kabong]

Yeah the 4th is a great time my entire neighborhood will come together for fireworks. People will have cookouts, my wife will be at work so I might just have a nice bourbon and smoke and just chill out.

[walrus]

Yeah the 4th is a great time my entire neighborhood will come together for fireworks. People will have cookouts, my wife will be at work so I might just have a nice bourbon and smoke and just chill out.

Dude so true. My neighbors just saw the tents being put up and asked what I was doing I told them it’s a 4th party and your welcome to stop by. He said he would be out of town but just gave me and my party guests access to his in ground pool. His only stipulation was no young kids use it without adults watching. Damn what a nice guy. They just finished that pool last month. Well I did agree to feed his dogs while he’s gone for a few days which isn’t a bad trade. It’s strange, we have about 15 houses around me and my wife and I go to our twice yearly neighborhood block parties. It’s probably the friendliest place I’ve ever lived.

[greynotsoold]

It is a big deal in Butte too. The parade used to be, years ago, a big deal but these days there's no floats and such. The city puts on a very nice fireworks show; since fireworks are readily available, there are usually several private shows to match it.

[brocktonblockbust]

An acre in a "backyard?" What the funk do you call a garden then? A Farm? And you live in a place where the cops come to supervise a party? I always thought those remote American lifestyles were more fiction than reality. Cool.

That's Walrus,
Tall Tales,
Police pals
And jails,
But that pales
In comparison to Wales
Where 75 Strawberry Lane entails
A bucket of Oreos, blowjob, and snails

[El Kabong]

An acre in a "backyard?" What the funk do you call a garden then? A Farm? And you live in a place where the cops come to supervise a party? I always thought those remote American lifestyles were more fiction than reality. Cool.

There are 11 states in America that cover more area than England and in some states in the US you might have miles between neighbors...it's easy to forget such things. The big roomy states are typically out west and there's a reason they are so spacious, climate and terrain can be hostile for example. There are some absolutely gorgeous places in America (as I am sure there are amazing beautiful places in England as well).

I live in a decent sized city and have a yard that is roughly half an acre...it's a bitch to mow, but the space will be worth it once we've got everything we want in the space...we might be obtaining some bees soon. We are going to get chickens as well and of course you need space to do such things. If it was up to me my next home would be a farm with lots of acreage so I can hunt AND farm....would be nice, but it's going to take a while to get there.

[Fenster]

An acre in a "backyard?" What the funk do you call a garden then? A Farm? And you live in a place where the cops come to supervise a party? I always thought those remote American lifestyles were more fiction than reality. Cool.

There are 11 states in America that cover more area than England and in some states in the US you might have miles between neighbors...it's easy to forget such things. The big roomy states are typically out west and there's a reason they are so spacious, climate and terrain can be hostile for example. There are some absolutely gorgeous places in America (as I am sure there are amazing beautiful places in England as well).

I live in a decent sized city and have a yard that is roughly half an acre...it's a bitch to mow, but the space will be worth it once we've got everything we want in the space...we might be obtaining some bees soon. We are going to get chickens as well and of course you need space to do such things. If it was up to me my next home would be a farm with lots of acreage so I can hunt AND farm....would be nice, but it's going to take a while to get there.

A half an acre yard to me would be the equivalent of owning the local park, my garden is probably half the size of your laundry room. Most people where I live don't even have a tiny garden, to get an allotment it takes around 25 years.

It's a claustrophobic hell hole.