Funny story...well not funny but I'm gunna tell it anyway
Every Friday morning my gaffa says "Did you have a drink last night then Lee" I often reply "my name is batman, but yes I had a wee drink, I had my standard 8 cans of stella" gaffa then just nods and walks off
Today, I fancied a can of energy drink, dunno why just wanted it so I bought it (Did you know you have to he 16 to buy an energy drink...fucking madness) anyways I was drinking said energy drink and my gaffa said "you know that stuff ain't good for you Lee, that stuff doesn't do you any good at all"
8 cans of Stella is apparently fine but one can of relentless and they are on my vase like I have a problem, fucking people...I also got in trouble cuz I didn't go on the fucking work picnic, no word of a lie, I opted to sit at my desk and read my book (Fahrenheit 451) rather than sit with a bunch of cunts in a park and I got a bollocking for it lolz cunts the lot of them, going bed now I am am, worknthen drink football and curry, come on ENGERLAND


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