Bruno vs Haye: Who would win?

[brocktonblockbust]

I think Bruno wears down the smaller David Haye, who might Score a quick Knock Down
Or even a pair of knockdowns let's say in the third round. But Bruno would survive that and clutch his way to a recovery by about the fifth round.

I think haye may have guessed by 6th round trying to take Bruno out of there

Then I see Bruno the robot starting to ramrod with his powerful left Jab catching a fatigued David Haye on his way in over and over and over

I see Bruno jabbing his way to a unanimous decision

[Memphis]

Bruno couldn't hit Haye with a handful of rice. He would have been made a mug of and stopped on his feet as per usual, somewhere around half way.

[Master]

Bruno couldn't hit Haye with a handful of rice. He would have been made a mug of and stopped on his feet as per usual, somewhere around half way.

Bruno just needs to clip Haye and David would go into negative mode. Bruno was big and more powerful than Haye but do think he would try his mind games but think they would be ineffective.

[El Kabong]

Bruno couldn't hit Haye with a handful of rice. He would have been made a mug of and stopped on his feet as per usual, somewhere around half way.

He hit a prime Mike Tyson whose defense was far and away better than Haye's

[brocktonblockbust]

Uno Clifton Tyson pretty hard there

[Memphis]

Bruno couldn't hit Haye with a handful of rice. He would have been made a mug of and stopped on his feet as per usual, somewhere around half way.

He hit a prime Mike Tyson whose defense was far and away better than Haye's

And if Tyson went into a fight with Bruno looking to initially be defensive as Haye probably would, Frank wouldn’t lay a glove on him either. Besides Tyson already had Bruno going at that point. He wasn’t concerned about no defence.

[El Kabong]

And if Tyson went into a fight with Bruno looking to initially be defensive as Haye probably would, Frank wouldn’t lay a glove on him either. Besides Tyson already had Bruno going at that point. He wasn’t concerned about no defence.

Well that's not Tyson's style at all so I mean yeah could be different I guess. Bruno vs Lennox Lewis, Lennox wasn't even seemingly interested in the fight at all early on and Bruno did good work on him before eventually getting caught and I think that's the crux right there....if Bruno could do the work without getting caught...Haye would have to follow up on him of course and he could be wild in doing that which is why I think Bruno catches him even if Haye hurts Bruno. I think it could have been a Graham vs Jackson kind of fight where it's boxing lesson, boxing lesson, boxing lesson, oopsy goodnight sweetheart.


I don't think (had they been around in the same era) that Haye would have fought Bruno. Let's say that at the time Haye went after Valuev that instead of Valuev with the title it was Bruno....I think if that were the case he'd go directly after Wladimir because a power punching heavyweight would have completely exposed him and it would have ruined his career. I think he only took on Valuev and Ruiz is because it garnered him more money in a fight vs Wlad...had Valuev or Ruiz been dangerous he wouldn't have fought them.


David Haye really fucked his own career up, no one to blame but himself. He still achieved some big things, and he was a top class athlete, but he fucked himself over.

[brocktonblockbust]

David Haye
What can I say
A lump of clay
No Cassius was he
His pinky toe
Woe woe woe!

[Mark TKO]

Have posted this a few times over the years but I always think of the what might have been for Frank had Jumbo Cummings landed a few seconds earlier in first

[TAPugil]

And if Tyson went into a fight with Bruno looking to initially be defensive as Haye probably would, Frank wouldn’t lay a glove on him either. Besides Tyson already had Bruno going at that point. He wasn’t concerned about no defence.

Well that's not Tyson's style at all so I mean yeah could be different I guess. Bruno vs Lennox Lewis, Lennox wasn't even seemingly interested in the fight at all early on and Bruno did good work on him before eventually getting caught and I think that's the crux right there....if Bruno could do the work without getting caught...Haye would have to follow up on him of course and he could be wild in doing that which is why I think Bruno catches him even if Haye hurts Bruno. I think it could have been a Graham vs Jackson kind of fight where it's boxing lesson, boxing lesson, boxing lesson, oopsy goodnight sweetheart.


I don't think (had they been around in the same era) that Haye would have fought Bruno. Let's say that at the time Haye went after Valuev that instead of Valuev with the title it was Bruno....I think if that were the case he'd go directly after Wladimir because a power punching heavyweight would have completely exposed him and it would have ruined his career. I think he only took on Valuev and Ruiz is because it garnered him more money in a fight vs Wlad...had Valuev or Ruiz been dangerous he wouldn't have fought them.


David Haye really fucked his own career up, no one to blame but himself. He still achieved some big things, and he was a top class athlete, but he fucked himself over.

Yup to all.