I would get a real thick steak and tell them it was not cooked enough and keep it up like that for a few days
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I would get a real thick steak and tell them it was not cooked enough and keep it up like that for a few days
That's a good one, Boo. then after a couple days you can tell him they burnt it by accident and they would have to start again
Batman that is a really huge dinner by the time you finish that you wouldn't even get onto your second piece of bread mopping it up and there would be a blackout of something in the electric chair wouldn't work anymore
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Brownies. Special recipe. Maybe a massive pan of lumpia. Medium rare Jamaican jerk London broil, onions cut fat not thin. A box of peanut brittle and a bottle(s) of Captain morgans. Grilled cheese sammich and tomato soup. A real Carvel ice cream cake. An entire Thanksgiving dinner and turkey. I must be hungry. I'd claim a gluten phobia via social outrage media pen pals and they'd suspend sentence for months.
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Don't worry my Bucking Brocko, that's a standard Sunday dinner round me mom n dads, I'd have no problem finishing that off...although there would be a high probability that when they pull the switch and I feel that first surge of electricity I would probably suffer from a rather explosive case of diarrhea, probably best to send me to the chair whilst I'm wearing a nappy.
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Fish n Chips loads of vinegar and ketchup.
Chocolate pudding with custard.
Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.
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Arsenic and Cyanide Rum Babas
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2 gallons of Mount Everest natural spring water;
1 gallon of lime juice and tonic water;
1 kilo of stir-fried Chinese broccoli with garlic sauce, cooked a bit beyond tender;
500 grams of the finest Gorgonzola cheese;
1 pack of Wasa multigrain crackers extra-thin;
1 kg of a mixture of fresh blackberries and boysenberries and raspberries and mulberries topped with whipped cream
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