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I would get a real thick steak and tell them it was not cooked enough and keep it up like that for a few days
That's a good one, Boo. then after a couple days you can tell him they burnt it by accident and they would have to start again

Batman that is a really huge dinner by the time you finish that you wouldn't even get onto your second piece of bread mopping it up and there would be a blackout of something in the electric chair wouldn't work anymore
Don't worry my Bucking Brocko, that's a standard Sunday dinner round me mom n dads, I'd have no problem finishing that off...although there would be a high probability that when they pull the switch and I feel that first surge of electricity I would probably suffer from a rather explosive case of diarrhea, probably best to send me to the chair whilst I'm wearing a nappy.