Getting a new auto

[Batman]

considering that I have worked in motor insurance for the last 15 years, I don't know how to drive, I would struggle to tell you the difference between a Skoda and a helicopter, the last time I got behind the wheel of a car was when I was about 14 and went on the bumper cars at the local fair (if I remember correctly I was drunk on vodka)

On a daily basis I tell people they are at fault for accidents when I don't have a fucking clue what I am talking about...

If I was you I would buy the most expensive one...and if you are in an accident and it isn't blatantly obvious who is at fault I would say it is a 50/50 split.

[Batman]

considering that I have worked in motor insurance for the last 15 years, I don't know how to drive, I would struggle to tell you the difference between a Skoda and a helicopter, the last time I got behind the wheel of a car was when I was about 14 and went on the bumper cars at the local fair (if I remember correctly I was drunk on vodka)

On a daily basis I tell people they are at fault for accidents when I don't have a fucking clue what I am talking about...

If I was you I would buy the most expensive one...and if you are in an accident and it isn't blatantly obvious who is at fault I would say it is a 50/50 split.

and for the record I was a demon on the bumper cars back in them days, they were called dodgems for a reason, you dodge em, them you line yourself up and smash into them with all your bodyweight, good fun the dodgems were, I reckon I gave a fair few people whiplash back in the day