You can ask 'What do I do?' and my answer would be I have helped tens of thousands of people use new language to get jobs and travel the world. It is not insubstantial. You can make it a pissing contest all you like, but that is a rather gay thing to be doing.

I have nothing against Master, I just believe he is shaped by his origins like anyone else. Who made you his gobby spokesperson anyway? Laughable.