Any good jokes ????

[walrus]

"Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day."

Ha ha

[Master]

The guy that invented predictive text died and his funeral is on monkey.

I had reoccurring dream once.

I got a neck brace and have never looked back.

[smashup]

I've recently joined a Reggae band, I play the triangle.
I don't do much apart from stand at de back an ting...

[Dark Lord Al]

Paddy and Murphy on a building site ,
Paddy says " I want a day off on the sick , I'm going to pretend I'm mad"
So he climbs up to the rafters and hangs upside down and shouts "
I'm a lightbulb ! I'm a lightbulb !"
The foreman shouts " Paddy your fucking mad go home"
So he leaves the site and goes home for the day.
So Murphy packs away his tools to leave as well.
The foreman says " where do you think you are going ? "
Murphy says " Well I cant work in the fucking dark can I ? "

[Alpha]

Her: I hate when a motherf-cker a soon sh-t

Me: When they what...

Her: A soon sh-t without knowing all the facts

[brocktonblockbust]

Bwaaaaaaa🎳♠♣🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚 HAHAHAHA

[brocktonblockbust]

Joe: owadda

Bill: huh?

Joe: kinchar

Bill: wtf?

Joe: owaddakinchar

Bill: take that fucking gum out yet mouth Joe

Joe: oh what a cunt you are!

[greynotsoold]

What's the difference between bird flu and the pig flu?

To cure the bird flu, you need to seek tweetment, for the pig flu all you need is to apply a little oinkment.