Signs that you are getting older

[Spicoli]

Ear hair is really beginning to bug me. We're not at the 'nest' point yet but went through whole day with a half inch rouge hair jutting off my ear. Damn thing just grew overnight. How the feck do you shave your ear .

[Beanz]

Ear hair is really beginning to bug me. We're not at the 'nest' point yet but went through whole day with a half inch rouge hair jutting off my ear. Damn thing just grew overnight. How the feck do you shave your ear .

Lawn mower.

[walrus]

Hey @Spicoli I got an electric nose hair trimmer at a Walmart. U can put the damn thing right up your nose. Works well and you can also get your ear. I recommend it, great invention

[Spicoli]

Hey @Spicoli I got an electric nose hair trimmer at a Walmart. U can put the damn thing right up your nose. Works well and you can also get your ear. I recommend it, great invention

Looks like a mini dremel and have to grab one. Definitely beats nearly stabbing your brain with tiny sheers trying to get the nose like I did this morning.

[SlimTrae]

Buying hallmark cards for special occasion birthday etc.

In my youth, I'd look at the back of the card I was buying for someone. if it was expensive, I figured they'd appreciate it all the more.
I know I'm getting old when I look at the back of a hallmark card and ponder WTF? This much for a card?


In my youth I could pick one out in under 2 minutes.
Last time I was there, I spent about 10 minutes, trying to compromise between what was written on the front, inside & if it equated to $4.75

[Spicoli]

Buying hallmark cards for special occasion birthday etc.

In my youth, I'd look at the back of the card I was buying for someone. if it was expensive, I figured they'd appreciate it all the more.
I know I'm getting old when I look at the back of a hallmark card and ponder WTF? This much for a card?


In my youth I could pick one out in under 2 minutes.
Last time I was there, I spent about 10 minutes, trying to compromise between what was written on the front, inside & if it equated to $4.75

Same . I became the guy who couldn't just write 'happy birthday' in a card and leave it at that. Now I have to come with some whimsical personalized crapolla as proof that I'm not just the grey hair shooing loud kids off the lawn now but can also be some soppy ol geezer too .

[NoSavingByTheBell]

You know you're old when you refuse to take a shower and get dressed and go outside to start the day unless you completely evacuate your bowels. you will even start to take a few shots of prune juice at night to make sure that it happens. Or obsessively make sure you eat a few pieces of fruit before you go to bed to aid in the digestion.