Signs that you are getting older

[Master]

Well I was on the beer last night and was hanging like a basket today, had to go out again today for a mates birthday, big deal it was, beers and food etc.

I don't do very well in big crowds, my usual coping mechanism is to get bladdered and chat shit, I didn't want to do that after the skinfull I drank last night, I ended up sitting in the corner watching that YouTube boxing shit on my phone.

For what it's worth the white fella started strong and gassed massively, I didn't see the final round as I just decided I'd had enough and went home.

Last round was the most exciting because Logan Paul (white guy) was shattered and hanging on. Hope you did not pay for it.

How is your gym work going?

[Batman]

Well I was on the beer last night and was hanging like a basket today, had to go out again today for a mates birthday, big deal it was, beers and food etc.

I don't do very well in big crowds, my usual coping mechanism is to get bladdered and chat shit, I didn't want to do that after the skinfull I drank last night, I ended up sitting in the corner watching that YouTube boxing shit on my phone.

For what it's worth the white fella started strong and gassed massively, I didn't see the final round as I just decided I'd had enough and went home.

Last round was the most exciting because Logan Paul (white guy) was shattered and hanging on. Hope you did not pay for it.

How is your gym work going?

I knocked that shit on the head, too much hard work lol

Nah I didn't pay for it, I've never heard of the fuckers before I just had a look at what fights were on and that was the only one so k streamed it.

[Master]

Buying quality crockery

Visiting garden centres and learning plant names

Booking a cruise

Noticing how much younger your work colleagues are

Checking for grey hairs and wrinkles

Spending more money on decorating than clothes

Refuse to eat without matching knife and fork

Fill the fridge with healthy food

Take up cycling

Knowing what you want out of life, being more opinionated and not caring what others think


Middle age is now 47 years of age.

[brocktonblockbust]

I agree with a lot of those on Masters list. Master is really interested in this topic as he is the one who started it a long time ago and I believe I am the second most interested in this topic on the entire form. Now I'll add some of my own and master will tell me if he agrees

You know you're getting old when a 15 year old boy asks you what Brand iPhone you had when you were his age

[boyla]

You log into a boxing forum you joined 13 years ago, ohh fuck.

[brocktonblockbust]

You challenge a dolt to three 3 minute rounds with 10 oz gloves and headgear

[Spicoli]

Gout takes 2+ weeks to get rid of and it's the most forced and restrictive diet you've ever been on. Eat like a hippy rabbit, dream of deep dish and a thick steak.