Quote Originally Posted by wacko3205

Calzaghe loses...well...I'll most likely go into an alcoholic convulsion & shat meself.
There is an old former army guy who lived in my village when I was younger, and one morning as I was working at the petrol station/shop and talking about howw drunk I'd been the night before, he told me that no-one could say that they had been really drunk if they'd never woken up the next morning having shat themselves. He said it totally seriously and deadpan, and to this day I'm still glad I've never met him while he's on a sesh.