US MILITARY: Americans are too FAT to fight

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YES YANKEES ALL FATTY NOW. THIS WHY ME ILL MITCH COMES TO US OF A TO START RAP AND BOXING CAREER.

I CAN DO HAND PRESS TWELVE TIMES AND CHIN UP SOMETIMES TEN TIMES. I HAVE LEFT HOOK LIKE WLADIMIR KLITSCHKO AND CHIN LIKE VITALI. WE HAVENWORD FOR THIS IN MY HOME, IS SKRIVALOOP.

BROCKTONBLOCKBUSTER, I SEE YOU VIDEO AND YOU NO GOOD. LIKE PENGUIN. ILL MITCH KISS YOUR ASS IN BOXING RING, I AM FAST AND DANGER. NOT LIKE US FATSOS NOT IN ARMY

I DO TWO YEARS NATIONAL SERVICE IN BELARUS. GIVE ME BROOMSTICK INSTEAD OF GUN, BUT I AIM GOOD. I DO 20 STAR JUMPS AND 10 PRESSUPS WITHOUT BREAK AND CAN STILL SKATEBOARD AFTERWARDS

MY HELMET IS SECRET WEAPON AND I AM FAST AND DANGER. I HAVE TWO SIDE ONE HAPPY ONE ANGER, TAKE A SEAT ON MY DANGER SWORD.