Just another one of Wacko's Drunken Round by Rounds Calzaghe vs Bika

[Kev]

Calzaghe loses...well...I'll most likely go into an alcoholic convulsion & shat meself.

There is an old former army guy who lived in my village when I was younger, and one morning as I was working at the petrol station/shop and talking about howw drunk I'd been the night before, he told me that no-one could say that they had been really drunk if they'd never woken up the next morning having shat themselves. He said it totally seriously and deadpan, and to this day I'm still glad I've never met him while he's on a sesh.

The drunkest I ever got was as a lad about 12 years ago. I shat and wet myself, plus threw up all over myself whilst in bed. I was so pissed I then laid in it for another 10 hours or so, too drunk to get up and drag myself to the toilet

To quote Tom Green in the epic period drama "Freddie got fingered", did you ask your father..."Are you proud daddy? proud, have I made you proud". I once went busking in a pair of boxers and t-shirt at around 4am while wasted near Bow, E London.

I don't remember my parents being very proud of me at the time to be honest no :P

By busking do you mean cottaging, and by Bow E London do you mean Hampstead Heath London?