Respect to all

[Gandalf]

You should not be allowed anywhere near a parachute. You are injury prone.

[walrus]

You should not be allowed anywhere near a parachute. You are injury prone.

miles u are definitely right. I actually fucked up my leg landing one time. A bunch of guys at work are going so I decided to give it a go. The place I’m going it so happens three people have died in the last 10 years or so. Before u jump you need to sign a bunch of waivers each one stating u can die. It has to be one of the most insane things u can do. It is such a weird feeling in your brain when u jump as u know it’s completely opposite of what one should do. It makes absolutely no sense to jump out of a perfectly goood airplane, but When you open that canopy it is absolutely amazing, you just need to pull the cords at the proper time at the landing .

[walrus]

The free fall is sick it’s well over one hundred miles an hour I forget maximum velocity. The free fall is seconds but it feels like hours

[brocktonblockbust]

You should not be allowed anywhere near a parachute. You are injury prone.

I told him so many times he stopped talking to me. Not only should he be not allowed anywhere near a parachute he should just stick to potted plants and snow blowers with an occasional scallops wrapped in bacon or maybe even a salmon steak.

[walrus]

You should not be allowed anywhere near a parachute. You are injury prone.

I told him so many times he stopped talking to me. Not only should he be not allowed anywhere near a parachute he should just stick to potted plants and snow blowers with an occasional scallops wrapped in bacon or maybe even a salmon steak.

If u just treated “friends” with a little more respect it would have been fine. Now go ahead and blame me I have nothing else on the subject and won’t reply

[walrus]

pS I just posted something about velocity when jumping, must have been the wrong thread

[brocktonblockbust]

I also must admit he has thoroughly convinced me with this DNA debunking stuff and I fully accept that I am 91p Eskimo and about 6p Russian and no more than 3 p Slavic

[brocktonblockbust]

FYI I was remembering fondly some of the points that I mentioned there period was not meant in any snide or sarcastic way

[Gandalf]

You two need make up sex. I would like to try some more risky things sometime. I will annoy the cat later and see if it goes into attack mode.

[walrus]

I also must admit he has thoroughly convinced me with this DNA debunking stuff and I fully accept that I am 91p Eskimo and about 6p Russian and no more than 3 p Slavic

Alright I can accept that. Actually went I went of on my DNA test tangent it wasn’t just about proving you wrong I got pissed at those companies as it seems they are misleading people for personal gain which I think is bullshit

Edit/ it was highly inappropriate for master to scold me for littering the forum. Fenster said I can post anything, anytime, anywhere and beanz always says anything I say is of the utmost importance and always fascinating god bless him

[Spicoli]

Assuming you landed safe and didn't spiral in? Next time wear one of those batsuits releasing chemtrails when you jump. My Grandfather jumped with the 82nd and my ol man jumped out of Hueys. All the power to you. To date all I've ever jumped from are coastal cliffs, motel roofs and a 'wagon' about every 5 years.

[brocktonblockbust]

Don't forget your midnight escapades on the sand dunes. Those jumps may have been forgotten after several pints of 7-Eleven beer and microwave burritos 😁

[Gandalf]

Brock you need to clear out your pm box.

[brocktonblockbust]

Brock you need to clear out your pm box.

@Gandalf done