Is the earth flat?

[TitoFan]

I just poured myself a really stiff glass of scotch, and I can’t see any curvature at all. Before this, I might have said no, but tonight I’m going to invent a camera and laser level that are accurate over thousands of miles and get to the bottom of it. My glass of scotch that is.

Keep drinking, it will curve. However, all curvature is illusion induced by temporary insanity. Then of course a tremendous hangover. This is why drunk people sleep with fat women. Suddenly curvature makes sense....until the morning. Tito is probably an alcoholic.

See that's where you're wrong. When you're drunk, curves make you physically ill. Yet the straightest of lines can suddenly seem curvy. So I prefer curves while sober, so I can negotiate all the turns, hills and valleys. If all I have in front of me are straight lines, I prefer a few good drinks to get the illusion of curves.