Cynicism is the new "cool"

[Gandalf]

Woah, I had just assumed it was me who told Alpha to kill himself and didn’t remember doing so...Now I’m not sure why he ignored me not about to lose sleep over that one though. Space is fake.... life is too short for that shit.

I assumed it was you in one of your drunken rep things that you sometimes send my way too. I tend to do my raised eyebrow thing and ignore it. You are cynical, but harmless. This must make you pretty cool.