Recommend me some after shaves please!!!

[Howlin Mad Missy]

http://www.blackphoenixalchemylab.com/diabolus.html
VILLAIN
A classic Victorian men's cologne: a lavender fougere, with hints of lilac, lime, and citrus musk.

I have one of these for sale

Even though it says lavender it ain't foppish. Definitely a masculine scent.

Have you got any Fanny Batter for sale

how much you offering?

Swap you for some Sticky white love piss

Lol which you will deposit on her face straight from the tap eh H?

right, that's it, I'm telling adam, no one treats his bird like that (unless it's him, johnny depp and a possible few others if we're being honest). He will beat you like some romanian gypsy.