I went up to this girl
she said "Hi, my name is Emma"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little funky cold medina,
she said "I'd like a drink", I said "ok, I'll go get it"
and then a couple of sips, she cold licked her lips and I knew that she was
with it
so I took her to my crib
and everything went well as planned
but when she got undressed it was big old mess
Emma was a man
so I threw him out
I don't fool around with no Oscar De La Weiner
you must be sure that the girl is pure for the funky cold medina

you know,
ain't no plans with a man,
this is the 80s and I'm down with the ladies,

break it down,


Sorry about that. I just thought the whole thing that you are man posing a female was just too funny.

As far is the site is concerned, as long as you are happy, that is all that counts. I don't want to knock people in this area. My first website was done on GeoCities and I thought it was the shindo but looking back on it now, it is the most embarrassing piece of crap I had ever made

I will give you an E for effort