The heterosexual celebration thread

[walrus]

You must be doing speech to text. How can you type with your digits up beaners arse

Serious question? I honestly don't know how i'm expected to respond to quips like this? Or even what you're thinking or feeling.

Does it mean i'm following Beanz? Being controlled by him? Or controlling him?

No, the two of you being gay activists I figured you were at least inserting fingered into each other, often.

[El Kabong]

Quite certain this will ruffle a few feathers.....





...but he's very reasonable and logical

[Beanz]

Basically you are now down to the level of inventing opponents. When I posted the wailing baby flag I was having a laugh....but no....no...BWAHAHAHA! Here you all are spitting your dummies (pacifiers) out because you can't get anyone riled. Because you failed to trigger the same outrage you feel over a penguin story book in another country. Because you have all convinced yourselves that there is a huge army of pro gay and trans people out there who want to turn straight people queer but the reality is nobody gives a shit about your embarrassing insecurities.

Poor Carl with his epic fail at getting elected crying



'Look at me'


please

please

'Look at me'



...


be outraged









hello?

[El Kabong]

Basically you are now down to the level of inventing opponents.

You mean like all those billions of Nazis roaming the streets?

[Beanz]

Basically you are now down to the level of inventing opponents.

You mean like all those billions of Nazis roaming the streets?

Billions?


They are all at your parade mate.

[X]

So on Sky TV, there is a whole new section of movies 'celebrating all things LBTQ++'. Apparently it is Pride month.

I've said on here many times that it's none of my business what people get up to in their personal lives or in the bedroom. Live and let live, and all that.

However, why should I be invited or axpected to 'celebrate' somebody's private business. And why is one month out of 12 suddenly dedicated to this private stuff?

Sick of having all this stuff constantly rammed down my throat, if you pardon the pun.

[Beanz]

So on Sky TV, there is a whole new section of movies 'celebrating all things LBTQ++'. Apparently it is Pride month.

I've said on here many times that it's none of my business what people get up to in their personal lives or in the bedroom. Live and let live, and all that.

However, why should I be invited or axpected to 'celebrate' somebody's private business. And why is one month out of 12 suddenly dedicated to this private stuff?

Sick of having all this stuff constantly rammed down my throat, if you pardon the pun.

Ha! fucking hell mate nearly spat my coffee across the room. Really...from you? You know exactly why.


The Pink Pound. It's a market they want to exploit. Like one of your threads if you don't want to watch it, don't click on it . It's hardly being rammed down your throat like a hot steamy frankfurter

Had a quick look on the web page (Don't have Sky anymore) and a lot of them look a bit tenuous or TV movie quality anyhoos. 'Midnight Cowboy' is a classic as is Faith No Mores cover of the theme tune. I also quite like Philadelphia because Hanks is one of the last great Movie stars and I almost dare not say it but Maria Callas still makes my hair stand on end

[Beanz]

So on Sky TV, there is a whole new section of movies 'celebrating all things LBTQ++'. Apparently it is Pride month.

I've said on here many times that it's none of my business what people get up to in their personal lives or in the bedroom. Live and let live, and all that.

However, why should I be invited or axpected to 'celebrate' somebody's private business. And why is one month out of 12 suddenly dedicated to this private stuff?

Sick of having all this stuff constantly rammed down my throat, if you pardon the pun.

Not so sure about 'Mario' though

[Gandalf]

Quite certain this will ruffle a few feathers.....





...but he's very reasonable and logical

And did you see some of those images. See, I wasn't joking about the partially covered testicles. There is nothing proud about that. Imagine dressing like that on a midnight London bus. There would be arrests....for public indecency!

[Fenster]

You must be doing speech to text. How can you type with your digits up beaners arse

Serious question? I honestly don't know how i'm expected to respond to quips like this? Or even what you're thinking or feeling.

Does it mean i'm following Beanz? Being controlled by him? Or controlling him?

No, the two of you being gay activists I figured you were at least inserting fingered into each other, often.

Oh you mean't literally. Ok. I've heard plenty of hetro guys (actually we have a thread about it on here) who enjoy fingers in their bum and licking bum holes, personally that's not my thing.

[walrus]

You must be doing speech to text. How can you type with your digits up beaners arse

Serious question? I honestly don't know how i'm expected to respond to quips like this? Or even what you're thinking or feeling.

Does it mean i'm following Beanz? Being controlled by him? Or controlling him?

No, the two of you being gay activists I figured you were at least inserting fingered into each other, often.

Oh you mean't literally. Ok. I've heard plenty of hetro guys (actually we have a thread about it on here) who enjoy fingers in their bum and licking bum holes, personally that's not my thing.

You have heard plenty of hetro guys like fingers up the ass, say no more please

[TitoFan]

Other than Finito, I can't think of too many. And I still have my doubts on whether Finito was in fact hetero, or just creating a huge smoke screen.

[Beanz]

[X]

I got caught up in a big Pride march yesterday, so I waited until it had gone past and quietly joined in at the back.

The last thing you need is all those benders behind you