Canelo now a 'Franchise Champion'

[TitoFan]

I have a few new belt suggestions if any of the alphabet orgs want to use them:

• Champion of All Champions - To be over and above any other champion designations, past present or future. Supersedes any other belt conjured up by any org.
• F*cking "A" Champion - For any champion that bar patrons love watching, and who probably yell "F*cking A!!" whenever the champion wins by knockout.
• Joker Champion - As in cards, this champion's belt can mean whatever he and his entourage (and fans) want it to mean. It can switch meanings at the drop of a hat. No limitations.
• Catchweight Champion - This one would automatically go to Canelo for life. He can put it on his mantle next to the Franchise Champion belt and the dildos he uses with Fishnets and Sulaiman.
• Legacy-Building Champion - This would be exclusively to put the fighter over the top on belts. Supposing Canelo is a belt away from breaking some sort of hallowed boxing record, this belt would put him over the top.

I don't expect any compensation for this public service. The looks of happiness on the faces of Sulaiman, Fishnets, and the corrupt belt orgs will be enough for me.

[THE THIRD MAN]

Until Canelo beats GGG legitimately he is no champion at all!