I actually was dragged to a strip club about a month ago and was reminded of why I never go (aside not having enough money). We walk into the club, and I lay my eyes on these 2 gorgeous dancers standing by the bar. The guy I went with bounces for the place every now and then so naturally he knew the girls - the first thing that comes out of his mouth when I pointed to them was "Yeah they have herpes, stay away from them."

Maybe they're not all crudded up, but you gotta be a dirty bird to strip for a living