Whre have you traveled?

[walrus]

I have been to several European countries and several Asian ones. I am not a big traveler, but will do more in the coming decade. I am a useless traveler though. I am the kind of person that will get on the wrong bus and end up 4 hours away from a planned destination. I get confused anytime I go near an airport as I forget the process. Plus they change things and nobody tells me. I got to the UK and the immigration woman looked at me in a stern way and said that I am British and should use the self check machine. What is a self check machine? I have no idea how to use the subway in any city of the world either. Do they even take cash anymore? You end up thinking 'Why did I not just stay at home?' I am a bit like Karl Pilkington sometimes. An obvious genius, but I have issues with the practical things.

Sounds like me miles. Travel is very confusing. Especially those 18 hour flights going into a time warp. I do need to see Europe though. I kinda miss your buddy Brock and all his kill Americans and white people stuff

[TitoFan]

I have been to several European countries and several Asian ones. I am not a big traveler, but will do more in the coming decade. I am a useless traveler though. I am the kind of person that will get on the wrong bus and end up 4 hours away from a planned destination. I get confused anytime I go near an airport as I forget the process. Plus they change things and nobody tells me. I got to the UK and the immigration woman looked at me in a stern way and said that I am British and should use the self check machine. What is a self check machine? I have no idea how to use the subway in any city of the world either. Do they even take cash anymore? You end up thinking 'Why did I not just stay at home?' I am a bit like Karl Pilkington sometimes. An obvious genius, but I have issues with the practical things.

Sounds like me miles. Travel is very confusing. Especially those 18 hour flights going into a time warp. I do need to see Europe though. I kinda miss your buddy Brock and all his kill Americans and white people stuff

I only remember him wanting to mow down toothless peasants.