The Cat Thread

[Beanz]

Cats are for gays - Fact

[El Kabong]

My wife rescued a kitten before we started dating and that kitten has grown into a nice cat, docile, lazy, indoor/outdoor, amusing pet with fucking crystals in her urine so her food costs an arm and a leg . That cat is a very small Tabby...maybe 8 pounds at most.


And recently I rescued a kitten from my father's car engine. Apparently a "mama cat" dropped off this kitten or it was all alone and looking for a warm spot and decided "car engine" was the best idea . He's a pure black cat and I think he'll eventually look like a fucking panther once he's all grown. I rescued the poor bastard and he's repaid me by tearing up roll upon roll of toilet paper, pissing on the carpet a time or two (a vinegar and water mixture helps get rid of the smell I've found...fucking piece of shit cat) and we're going to get him fixed which is a procedure I'm wondering ever increasingly about doing myself without anesthesia . He's a cute lil guy, a pain, but he'll eventually settle into the family (bit difficult with the new baby around too so he probably needs some more attention).


....good thing that little bastard is cute though. Just got a laser pointer for that lil fucker


I put up with cats...my dog (who died about 3 years ago) was my very first dog and therefore my best friend (of the pet variety)...the wife picked out a dog my friend (a trainer) had that a family had to give up (pit bull, couldn't be allowed on military base and the family was moving to a base) so we've got him as well....and 4 chickens. The dog is good enough, the cats are so-so, the chickens aren't so much of a hassle.....but man I miss my first dog like nothing else.


So yeah a bunch of "rescues" at my house.

[Spicoli]

Started to get a pic of the break we saw today but it was sent off before I got it. Some numbnuts with 3 labordoodles decided it was a great idea to leave his 2 yr old cat with them in the house over the weekend. They basically chased her for 24 hrs, trapped her in the closet and got ahold of her rear leg high up. I've never seen a break that wide and jagged but Docter got a pin it and she was actually calm for pre sx. Poor cat will have lost some length and will now walk around like that one referee Kenny Chavalier but walk she will. Labordoodles. Honestly not the brightest bulbs on the Christmas tree those.

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[Spicoli]

I failed at having her name changed to Getty'up with owner. Cool mellow cat all things considered

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[El Kabong]

Well Merry fucking Christmas to me


4....1, 2, 3, 4 Kittens I rescued yesterday. Little bastards can't be but like a few weeks old. They've got their eyes open and all. 2 Orange kittens and 2 Grey/Orange kittens.


That's 5 fucking scumbag kittens I have saved in 2019 the squeaky little bastards...2020 can't come soon enough

[Spicoli]

Well Merry fucking Christmas to me


4....1, 2, 3, 4 Kittens I rescued yesterday. Little bastards can't be but like a few weeks old. They've got their eyes open and all. 2 Orange kittens and 2 Grey/Orange kittens.


That's 5 fucking scumbag kittens I have saved in 2019 the squeaky little bastards...2020 can't come soon enough

Awesome job Lyle, well done! You name them or keeping the numbers only? And

[El Kabong]

Awesome job Lyle, well done! You name them or keeping the numbers only? And

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Well all 4 negative for FIV and Feline Leukemia and so they were accepted by the local Cat Clinic and will be vaccinated and fixed and adopted out.


No names this time @Spicoli just saved them not getting attached. Bruiser was one we thought we might keep....didn't work out, but a friend of my wife got that maniac.

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