US Rules Airlines Must Allow Miniature Horses to Fly as Service Animals

**Spicoli** · 08-27-2019 08:01 PM

Anyone putting a dag in unemployment for a dumb mini should have their head checked. But I'd rather be seated next to a smelly miniature horse than a wailing toddler.

**Beanz** · 08-27-2019 08:05 PM

Toddlers wail like horses smell mate. It nature I tell thee (:

**Beanz** · 08-27-2019 08:17 PM

Actually it's not nature if horses were meant to fly they would go Pegasus (cheap Turkish airline). Daughter has ridden since she was a toddler but not sure she ever rode one of them there horseies. We have a lot of Ponies up here on the moor that they have trouble sustaining. In France they would just eat some . Also have Shetland ponies up in ...Shetland (: and around the UK. I am surprised you have them in America usually pets there are bigger like Maine Coon cats, we don't have anything like that here. We have Manx Cats (no tails from the Isle of White) and Cornish Rexes (hairless cats) from down here. Do you get them in the states?

**p4pking** · 08-28-2019 04:00 AM

Apparently they still dont allow you to fly with their assholes as a carry on, so I had to bump @Gandalf off of my ticket when I tour the UK next week.

**p4pking** · 08-28-2019 04:14 AM

For the record, its because im launching my standup comedy career, and Miles is in deep denial Telling himself hes fulfilled as a human..

X · 08-28-2019 11:51 AM

"I'm sorry sir, but your flight has been delayed and we have run out of food and drink. Why the long face?"

**Memphis** · 08-28-2019 12:30 PM

Drinks anyone? Can I have a Heineken please? I'm sorry, I cant hear you, you're going to have to speak up. Oh I cant shout, I'm afraid I'm a little horse.

**Spicoli** · 08-28-2019 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by Beanz

Actually it's not nature if horses were meant to fly they would go Pegasus (cheap Turkish airline). Daughter has ridden since she was a toddler but not sure she ever rode one of them there horseies. We have a lot of Ponies up here on the moor that they have trouble sustaining. In France they would just eat some . Also have Shetland ponies up in ...Shetland (: and around the UK. I am surprised you have them in America usually pets there are bigger like Maine Coon cats, we don't have anything like that here. We have Manx Cats (no tails from the Isle of White) and Cornish Rexes (hairless cats) from down here. Do you get them in the states?

I knew a couple of girls who are obsessed with the whole 'horse culture' and their life revolves around it. They're more obsessed raising the young daughters like stereotypical little cowgirls than any father involved in Little league

. Big hats, over used twang when they speak jeans so tight they look painted on and making them attend weekly barrel racing competitions, trade shows and spending thousands on saddles, gear and trailers and riding work shops. Bit nuts if you ask me. They had 3 minis and kept them at clinic for months. Cute little fat feckers but man they pissed everywhere, covered the entire back yard and killed all the grass.