Hadn't posted here in awhile. But then there was this..........


https://start.att.net/news/read/arti.../category/news

"Man Accidentally Beheads Himself Showcasing Swordsmanship During Muharram Celebration"


The title is technically incorrect, as "beheading" means literally cutting off the head. Still... you'd think they'd at least use dull blades for something like this.