Re: last movie you watched (Flag Up SPOILERS)
Originally Posted by
TitoFan
Originally Posted by
walrus
Originally Posted by
TitoFan
I think Stallone should do Rocky and Rambo movies till he's 90. That way we can do a decade by decade comparison and wager on which character will fizzle out first.
If Rambo couldn’t use guns do you think he could beat Rocky in a fight. That’s a tough one.
That's a good question, tusks..... and definitely worthy of analysis.
Let's see... Rocky was himself a shitty boxer. He totally telegraphed his punches, and had this annoying habit of letting opponents tee off on him (to the appropriate urgent music track) several times before he somehow got enough energy to stage a flurry of his own.
Out in the street, the only things Rocky did well at all were punch frozen sides of beef, and pose for Adrian in his muscle shirt.
Nah... Rocky would beat the shit out of him. He'd start by leg sweeping him off his feet, and then go all "jungle" on him.
Before too long Rocky would be calling for Adrian like he did at the end of the first movie.
You mean Rambo would?
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