Hillary will run next year
so the GOP has nothing to fear.
Her face is so scary
you all should be wary.
She just needs a kick in the rear.

Sucky-ducky-wucky-clock
Hillary ran off the edge of the dock.
Her cackle so evil
she sounds like a weevil.
She's probably just lacking some ____.

She says she'll be Pres 2020.
She says she's got fans aplenty.
Shit, farts and a toilet
This rhyme I sure hate to spoil it.
But her chances aren't worth a penny.

I sure like to talk about shit
I guess that's my kind of wit.
Shit fucky fart sucky
Ass lucky toilet nucky
I guess I should be changing my schtick.